Major Gains/Losses Since the Beginning of Time:

Everything you do increases or decreases your amount of clout, but most are minimal in size. If you dropped a pencil and then decided it was better to borrow a new one then reach down and pick it up, you lose roughly .05 clout. Answering a question in Bio 1 earns you roughly .03 clout. However, due to practicality, DWCA only tracks clout changes over 1. Below is a list of changes in clout since 5/18/19. Scroll down to view the most recent.

Oscar/Chris

Compared sizes during heated argument.

5/20/19

-10

Vivian

Discussed girl's nose for nearly 30 seconds.

5/19/19

-5

Oscar

Set record for most consecutive claps.

5/23/19

+10

Actually wasted own time setting stupid record. 5/23/19

-2

Chris

Box jumped 4 feet in LA.

5/23/19

+5

Michael

Tried (and failed) to pull a push broom during lunch clean.

5/24/19

-2

Ryan

Rhymed "Joe" and "Solo".

5/24/19

+5

Chris

Wrote "take the L" with lowercase L.

5/27/19

-1

Chris

Let's just call it a "finessing".

Editor's note: This change was logged one day after its original occurence.

5/28/19

+1

Annie/Spencer

Wore Ninja Shirt, Yeezys, The Visor throughout the day.

5/29/19

+4

Brandon

General drips.

5/29/19

+5

Brandon

Ultimate VP!

+10

Carried 4 bags upstairs at once.

+5

Lost heroic battle with a... door.

5/30/19

-10

Spencer/Brandon

Performed CBT in the freshmen cubby area.

5/30/19

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Chris

Attempted to make world famous "banana shot". Banana exploded in mid air.

6/4/19

-5

Brandon

Conceded defeat, opted to use different door during exam.

6/4/19

-3

Oscar/Thomas

Attacked by vicious band of seagulls and were forced to duck for cover. Great flailing.

6/6/19

-10

Anand

ANAND: I'm going outside with Raph.

ANTHONY YING: You don't want those mosquitoes to eat you alive!

ANAND: I'd like Raph to eat me alive!

6/7/19

+10

Vivian

Got lost on Green Line, missed two consecutive CR trains, showed up 4 hours late to Providence

6/10/19

-5

Sophia

Waited three hours for Vivian

6/10/19

+5

Michael

Predicted the "How do you know you're straight?" (Alex Strangelove) line seconds before impact.

6/11/19

+5

Dina

Knocked over three glasses of water in 5 minutes for an impressive average of .600.

6/13/19

-5

Chris

Fought and WON bitter sign war with Ms. Watson over Jig Moment. NOTE: Chris will recieve an additional 8 clout if the sign is still present at Spring Hancock.

9/20/19

+10

Brandon

Explained "The End Of Something" with facts and logic.

9/16/19

+10

Ryan

Ditched Borat.

9/24/19

-5

Michael

Actually spoke German during Sophia's German activity at Hancock. Big Brain play.

9/22/19

+1

Vivian

Drank a whole cup of sriracha-soymilk to regain clout lost during failure at Providence.

10/1/19

+5

Anand

Missed 4th consecutive day of school AWOL so that even the laid-back Mr. Conolly started to get suspicious...

10/2/19

-3

Chris

Lost pun war to Vivian because of stupid fucking Wattpad blockers

10/7/19

-10

Vivian

Won pun war with Chris because of stupid fucking Wattpad blockers

10/7/19

+10

Anand

MR. WOLFF: Are you under 13?

ANAND: Yes..Heeeheeehee. (Shit eating grin)

MR. WOLFF: I mean physically, not emotionally.

-8

Anand/Dina

Got kicked off the 101 bus.

10/12/19

-5

Chris

Capri Pants Incident. NOTE: This loss was marked several weeks after the fact

10/14/19

-15

Chris

Yo, back door please! NOTE: This gain was marked several weeks after the fact

10/14/19

+10

Michael

Accidentally took Alyena's script and then denied it when she began investigating him and Chris obsessively.

10/16/19

-10

Chris

Got destroyed by Estrella Alves for misspelling his own name on the PSAT, among other infractions

10/16/19

-5

Anand

Got a star

10/17/19

+1

Chris

Went 10-1 in fencing, beat 7 straight including Sophie twice and Greany twice.

10/18/19

+10

Chris

Cited Bible for algebra proof.

10/18/19

-8

Left aformentioned bible on the 89 to Davis. NOTE: Chris will recieve all his clout back plus 5 if he retrieves the bible from the bowels of the MBTA, but if not he will lose $20 to pay for the book.

10/18/19

-10

Chris & Michael & Ryan

Opened Reddit war on Kirk Minihane fans and fought valiantly.

10/21/19

+16

Brandon

Kirk Minihane is having sex with his wife.

10/22/19

+10

Michael

Accidentally destroyed entire row of Diwali lights in gym.

10/24/19

-8

Michael

Set up lights again WITHOUT ANY TAPE, so he was entitled to a half clout rebate.

10/25/19

+4

Chris

Melted own shoes.

10/27/19

-5

Dina + Chris

Ditched Viv by accident.

10/30/19

-5

Dina + Chris

Caught the 90 in seconds flat by sprinting.

10/30/19

+7

Chris

Appointed to resurrect QOTW.

10/30/19

+8

Tom

Carried bike up Pru stairs ONE HANDED over shoulder even though everyone else was taking the escalator.

11/2/19

+8

Negotiated free ice cream scoops for everyone even though Free Scoop Day didn't start for another 30 minutes.

11/2/19

+10

Anand

Said "Calvins" instead of "Kelvins" in chemistry.

11/7/19

-5

Chris

Mispelled Mr. Wolff's name on the chemistry test, and mis-subtracted 104-96.

11/7/19

-5

Anand

Burned own shoes, wore slides the first day it snowed.

11/7/19

-10

Hannah/Viv

Appointed to Stage Manager SOPHOMORE YEAR.

11/7/19

+8

Annie

Begged shamelessly for clout.

11/14/19

-3

Raph

Deducted for his inability to stand up during recess.

12/2/19

-5

Thomas

Got a star.

12/5/19

+3

Sophia

Got 2 stars!

12/5/19

+6

Hannah

Got a star!

12/6/19

+3

Anand

FREE ANAND!

12/20/19

+18

Thomas

Dancing Queen

12/20/19

+10

Michael

Cyber bullied by own brother.

12/20/19

-10

Chris

Fenced a guy over and knocked the foil out of his hand.

1/12/20

+15

Chris

Still lost bout.

1/12/20

-5

Chris

Lost sonnet war.

1/20/20

-10

Viv

Won sonnet war.

1/20/20

+10

Viv

Pierced own ears with a safety pin.

2/18/20

+5

Topher

"Thanks babe" incident.

2/21/20

+10

Michelle

Yelled at a bus driver and almost left everyone on a bus to New York.

2/29/20

-10

Stalled the driver, buying enough time for him and Yana to make it and earning a half clout rebate.

2/29/20

+5

Raphael

Got scammed by the Killa Beez.

2/29/20

-8

Turned the CD into a gift, earning a half clout rebate.

3/1/20

+4

Michelle

Won the first annual Central Park stick fencing championship.

3/1/20

+5

Michelle

Didn't properly memorize lines for CCC, ended up reading a script onstage.

3/6/20

-10

Chris

Cyberbullied by own brother.

5/7/20

-10

Sophia

Received triple gold star from the clearly biased Mr. Wolff.

5/8/20

+15

Anand

Freed from the clutches of the True North Wilderness Program.

5/13/20

+18

Michelle

Biked from Newton to Cape Cod like a madman.

5/15/20

+15

Michelle

Got away with not turning in research paper (or Ghana paper).

5/20/20

+5

Sophia

Attacked by Mr. Wolff over a good lab report.

6/8/20

-5

Michelle & Topher & Hannah

Went all the way up to Rockport to get kicked out of the quarry, only to later learn about an unguarded quarry along the path.

6/24/20

-8

Viv

Took over clout scores after 1.5 days of HTML lessons.

7/9/20

+15

Butt-dialed the group chat after breaking the news.

7/9/20

-3

Sophia

Given to make up for her troubles with the QOTW site.

+10

Topher

Butt-dialed the group chat.

7/9/20

-3

Topher

Landed a job that pays stacks.

+8

Viv

Forced to stay at home for 6 months, seldom seeing the light of day.

-8

Topher

Got snap (well hello ladies...).

+7