Major Gains/Losses Since the Beginning of Time:
Everything you do increases or decreases your amount of clout, but most are minimal in size. If you dropped a pencil and then decided it was better to borrow a new one then reach down and pick it up, you lose roughly .05 clout. Answering a question in Bio 1 earns you roughly .03 clout. However, due to practicality, DWCA only tracks clout changes over 1. Below is a list of changes in clout since 5/18/19. Scroll down to view the most recent.
Compared sizes during heated argument.
5/20/19
-10Discussed girl's nose for nearly 30 seconds.
5/19/19
-5Set record for most consecutive claps.
5/23/19
+10Actually wasted own time setting stupid record.
5/23/19
-2Box jumped 4 feet in LA.
5/23/19
+5Tried (and failed) to pull a push broom during lunch clean.
5/24/19
-2Rhymed "Joe" and "Solo".
5/24/19
+5Wrote "take the L" with lowercase L.
5/27/19
-1Let's just call it a "finessing".
Editor's note: This change was logged one day after its original occurence.5/28/19
+1Wore Ninja Shirt, Yeezys, The Visor throughout the day.
5/29/19
+4General drips.
5/29/19
+5Ultimate VP!
+10Carried 4 bags upstairs at once.
+5Lost heroic battle with a... door.
5/30/19
-10Performed CBT in the freshmen cubby area.
5/30/19
:)Attempted to make world famous "banana shot". Banana exploded in mid air.
6/4/19
-5Conceded defeat, opted to use different door during exam.
6/4/19
-3Attacked by vicious band of seagulls and were forced to duck for cover. Great flailing.
6/6/19
-10ANAND: I'm going outside with Raph.
ANTHONY YING: You don't want those mosquitoes to eat you alive!
ANAND: I'd like Raph to eat me alive!
6/7/19
+10Got lost on Green Line, missed two consecutive CR trains, showed up 4 hours late to Providence
6/10/19
-5Waited three hours for Vivian
6/10/19
+5Predicted the "How do you know you're straight?" (Alex Strangelove) line seconds before impact.
6/11/19
+5Knocked over three glasses of water in 5 minutes for an impressive average of .600.
6/13/19
-5Fought and WON bitter sign war with Ms. Watson over Jig Moment. NOTE: Chris will recieve an additional 8 clout if the sign is still present at Spring Hancock.
9/20/19
+10Explained "The End Of Something" with facts and logic.
9/16/19
+10Ditched Borat.
9/24/19
-5Actually spoke German during Sophia's German activity at Hancock. Big Brain play.
9/22/19
+1Drank a whole cup of sriracha-soymilk to regain clout lost during failure at Providence.
10/1/19
+5Missed 4th consecutive day of school AWOL so that even the laid-back Mr. Conolly started to get suspicious...
10/2/19
-3Lost pun war to Vivian because of stupid fucking Wattpad blockers
10/7/19
-10Won pun war with Chris because of stupid fucking Wattpad blockers
10/7/19
+10MR. WOLFF: Are you under 13?
ANAND: Yes..Heeeheeehee. (Shit eating grin)
MR. WOLFF: I mean physically, not emotionally.
-8Got kicked off the 101 bus.
10/12/19
-5Capri Pants Incident. NOTE: This loss was marked several weeks after the fact
10/14/19
-15Yo, back door please! NOTE: This gain was marked several weeks after the fact
10/14/19
+10Accidentally took Alyena's script and then denied it when she began investigating him and Chris obsessively.
10/16/19
-10Got destroyed by Estrella Alves for misspelling his own name on the PSAT, among other infractions
10/16/19
-5Got a star
10/17/19
+1Went 10-1 in fencing, beat 7 straight including Sophie twice and Greany twice.
10/18/19
+10Cited Bible for algebra proof.
10/18/19
-8Left aformentioned bible on the 89 to Davis. NOTE: Chris will recieve all his clout back plus 5 if he retrieves the bible from the bowels of the MBTA, but if not he will lose $20 to pay for the book.
10/18/19
-10Opened Reddit war on Kirk Minihane fans and fought valiantly.
10/21/19
+16Kirk Minihane is having sex with his wife.
10/22/19
+10Accidentally destroyed entire row of Diwali lights in gym.
10/24/19
-8Set up lights again WITHOUT ANY TAPE, so he was entitled to a half clout rebate.
10/25/19
+4Melted own shoes.
10/27/19
-5Ditched Viv by accident.
10/30/19
-5Caught the 90 in seconds flat by sprinting.
10/30/19
+7Appointed to resurrect QOTW.
10/30/19
+8Carried bike up Pru stairs ONE HANDED over shoulder even though everyone else was taking the escalator.
11/2/19
+8Negotiated free ice cream scoops for everyone even though Free Scoop Day didn't start for another 30 minutes.
11/2/19
+10Said "Calvins" instead of "Kelvins" in chemistry.
11/7/19
-5Mispelled Mr. Wolff's name on the chemistry test, and mis-subtracted 104-96.
11/7/19
-5Burned own shoes, wore slides the first day it snowed.
11/7/19
-10Appointed to Stage Manager SOPHOMORE YEAR.
11/7/19
+8Begged shamelessly for clout.
11/14/19
-3Deducted for his inability to stand up during recess.
12/2/19
-5Got a star.
12/5/19
+3Got 2 stars!
12/5/19
+6Got a star!
12/6/19
+3FREE ANAND!
12/20/19
+18Dancing Queen
12/20/19
+10Cyber bullied by own brother.
12/20/19
-10Fenced a guy over and knocked the foil out of his hand.
1/12/20
+15Still lost bout.
1/12/20
-5Lost sonnet war.
1/20/20
-10Won sonnet war.
1/20/20
+10Pierced own ears with a safety pin.
2/18/20
+5"Thanks babe" incident.
2/21/20
+10Yelled at a bus driver and almost left everyone on a bus to New York.
2/29/20
-10Stalled the driver, buying enough time for him and Yana to make it and earning a half clout rebate.
2/29/20
+5Got scammed by the Killa Beez.
2/29/20
-8Turned the CD into a gift, earning a half clout rebate.
3/1/20
+4Won the first annual Central Park stick fencing championship.
3/1/20
+5Didn't properly memorize lines for CCC, ended up reading a script onstage.
3/6/20
-10Cyberbullied by own brother.
5/7/20
-10Received triple gold star from the clearly biased Mr. Wolff.
5/8/20
+15Freed from the clutches of the True North Wilderness Program.
5/13/20
+18Biked from Newton to Cape Cod like a madman.
5/15/20
+15Got away with not turning in research paper (or Ghana paper).
5/20/20
+5Attacked by Mr. Wolff over a good lab report.
6/8/20
-5Went all the way up to Rockport to get kicked out of the quarry, only to later learn about an unguarded quarry along the path.
6/24/20
-8Took over clout scores after 1.5 days of HTML lessons.
7/9/20
+15Butt-dialed the group chat after breaking the news.
7/9/20
-3Given to make up for her troubles with the QOTW site.
+10Butt-dialed the group chat.
7/9/20
-3Landed a job that pays stacks.
+8Forced to stay at home for 6 months, seldom seeing the light of day.
-8Got snap (well hello ladies...).
9/5/20
+7Appointed to resurrect QOTW.
9/20/20
+8Fake-kidnapped brother's friend during class.
9/22/20
+5Dropped his phone.
10/2/20
-5Can't wear a mask properly.
10/9/20
-5Somehow managed to butt-dial 911 at 4 in the morning.
10/16/20
-3Followed by Ken Davitian on Instagram.
10/22/20
+10Butt-dialed Vivian (and had no clue how it happened).
11/4/20
-3Drank actual wine in his monologue for Twilight: LA.
11/15/20
+5Snagged the GBRSAC H&W chair position.
11/18/20
+3Got favorite English reading featured in Commonwealth's Instagram story.
12/10/20
+3Got Prairie Doug to make it clap.
12/28/20
+3Drank actual wine for the play again.
3/5/21
+7Next year's SAC reps!
6/2/21
+5Drove to Maine and back for Foochcock.
6/10/21
+5Lent mom's BMW and endured two hours of Taylor Swift.
6/10/21
+4Planned a successful Foochcock.
6/10/21
+10Begged shamelessly for clout. Additional -2 for multiple consecutive offenses.
8/15/21
-7Upon receiving US sourcebook, immediately dropped it all over the floor.
9/9/21
-3Dropped a penny in a train station and fell over while picking it up.
9/17/21
-3Outstanding performance as head food czar.
9/23/21
+18Got told to calm down by the librarian.
9/30/21
-3Lost the address game.
10/30/21
-5Cut hand and got blood all over Michelle's stairs.
10/31/21
-3Successfully hosted a Halloween party with everyone returning home fully intact and relatively mentally stable.
11/1/21
+5Assisted with keeping people intact.
11/1/21
+3"Lost" phone on the way to band practice.
11/14/21
-5Failed to throw apple into trash and begged for clout in one recess period.
11/22/21
-8Failed apple throw right after Tom.
11/22/21
-3Fell in a trash can.
11/30/21
-3Impressive handstand feats.
1/22/22
+5Slowest vehicular collision ever.
1/23/22
-8