Major Gains/Losses Since the Beginning of Time:
Everything you do increases or decreases your amount of clout, but most are minimal in size. If you dropped a pencil and then decided it was better to borrow a new one then reach down and pick it up, you lose roughly .05 clout. Answering a question in Bio 1 earns you roughly .03 clout. However, due to practicality, DWCA only tracks clout changes over 1. Below is a list of changes in clout since 5/18/19. Scroll down to view the most recent.
Compared sizes during heated argument.
Discussed girl's nose for nearly 30 seconds.
Set record for most consecutive claps.
Actually wasted own time setting stupid record. 5/23/19-2
Box jumped 4 feet in LA.
Tried (and failed) to pull a push broom during lunch clean.
Rhymed "Joe" and "Solo".
Wrote "take the L" with lowercase L.
Let's just call it a "finessing".Editor's note: This change was logged one day after its original occurence.
Wore Ninja Shirt, Yeezys, The Visor throughout the day.
Carried 4 bags upstairs at once.+5
Lost heroic battle with a... door.
Performed CBT in the freshmen cubby area.
Attempted to make world famous "banana shot". Banana exploded in mid air.
Conceded defeat, opted to use different door during exam.
Attacked by vicious band of seagulls and were forced to duck for cover. Great flailing.
ANAND: I'm going outside with Raph.
ANTHONY YING: You don't want those mosquitoes to eat you alive!
ANAND: I'd like Raph to eat me alive!
Got lost on Green Line, missed two consecutive CR trains, showed up 4 hours late to Providence
Waited three hours for Vivian
Predicted the "How do you know you're straight?" (Alex Strangelove) line seconds before impact.
Knocked over three glasses of water in 5 minutes for an impressive average of .600.
Fought and WON bitter sign war with Ms. Watson over Jig Moment. NOTE: Chris will recieve an additional 8 clout if the sign is still present at Spring Hancock.
Explained "The End Of Something" with facts and logic.
Actually spoke German during Sophia's German activity at Hancock. Big Brain play.
Drank a whole cup of sriracha-soymilk to regain clout lost during failure at Providence.
Missed 4th consecutive day of school AWOL so that even the laid-back Mr. Conolly started to get suspicious...
Lost pun war to Vivian because of stupid fucking Wattpad blockers
Won pun war with Chris because of stupid fucking Wattpad blockers
MR. WOLFF: Are you under 13?
ANAND: Yes..Heeeheeehee. (Shit eating grin)
MR. WOLFF: I mean physically, not emotionally.-8
Got kicked off the 101 bus.
Capri Pants Incident. NOTE: This loss was marked several weeks after the fact
Yo, back door please! NOTE: This gain was marked several weeks after the fact
Accidentally took Alyena's script and then denied it when she began investigating him and Chris obsessively.
Got destroyed by Estrella Alves for misspelling his own name on the PSAT, among other infractions
Got a star
Went 10-1 in fencing, beat 7 straight including Sophie twice and Greany twice.
Cited Bible for algebra proof.
Left aformentioned bible on the 89 to Davis. NOTE: Chris will recieve all his clout back plus 5 if he retrieves the bible from the bowels of the MBTA, but if not he will lose $20 to pay for the book.
Opened Reddit war on Kirk Minihane fans and fought valiantly.
Kirk Minihane is having sex with his wife.
Accidentally destroyed entire row of Diwali lights in gym.
Set up lights again WITHOUT ANY TAPE, so he was entitled to a half clout rebate.
Melted own shoes.
Ditched Viv by accident.
Caught the 90 in seconds flat by sprinting.
Appointed to resurrect QOTW.
Carried bike up Pru stairs ONE HANDED over shoulder even though everyone else was taking the escalator.
Negotiated free ice cream scoops for everyone even though Free Scoop Day didn't start for another 30 minutes.
Said "Calvins" instead of "Kelvins" in chemistry.
Mispelled Mr. Wolff's name on the chemistry test, and mis-subtracted 104-96.
Burned own shoes, wore slides the first day it snowed.
Appointed to Stage Manager SOPHOMORE YEAR.
Begged shamelessly for clout.
Deducted for his inability to stand up during recess.
Got a star.
Got 2 stars!
Got a star!
Cyber bullied by own brother.
Fenced a guy over and knocked the foil out of his hand.
Still lost bout.
Lost sonnet war.
Won sonnet war.
Pierced own ears with a safety pin.
"Thanks babe" incident.
Yelled at a bus driver and almost left everyone on a bus to New York.
Stalled the driver, buying enough time for him and Yana to make it and earning a half clout rebate.
Got scammed by the Killa Beez.
Turned the CD into a gift, earning a half clout rebate.
Won the first annual Central Park stick fencing championship.
Didn't properly memorize lines for CCC, ended up reading a script onstage.
Cyberbullied by own brother.
Received triple gold star from the clearly biased Mr. Wolff.
Freed from the clutches of the True North Wilderness Program.
Biked from Newton to Cape Cod like a madman.
Got away with not turning in research paper (or Ghana paper).
Attacked by Mr. Wolff over a good lab report.
Went all the way up to Rockport to get kicked out of the quarry, only to later learn about an unguarded quarry along the path.
Took over clout scores after 1.5 days of HTML lessons.
Butt-dialed the group chat after breaking the news.
Given to make up for her troubles with the QOTW site.+10
Butt-dialed the group chat.
Landed a job that pays stacks.+8
Forced to stay at home for 6 months, seldom seeing the light of day.-8
Got snap (well hello ladies...).+7