DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL CLOUT AVERAGE

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Important information for all enterprising young individuals who care about clout. Keeping on top of the global clout rankings can get you started in hotel management, lead to success with babes, and increase your IQ by 30 points. All bankers, tradesmen, innovators and wicked moneylenders pay attention to the cloutscores. To view the cloutscores, click "current clout scores" (DUH). To read the listings of major changes in clout, click the link below that. To ask for the addition of a new person to the clout rankings, click the third link or email cloutscores@gmail.com.

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Clout Court:

If you think that you were the victim of unfair clout reporting or a typo on the site, please contact cloutscores@gmail.com immediately. You may also bring your case before The Cloutmaster at 151 Commonwealth Ave, Boston, or 26 Flint St, Somerville. Anyone caught filing false clout reports will recieve a warning, and after that automatically lose 5 clout.

The Current Clout King Is:

Michelle

The Current Clout Peasant Is:

Topher

Week's Largest Gain:

Michelle (+5)

Week's Largest Loss:

Topher (-8)